top of page

“IN A CLASS ALL BY ITSELF…
Consistently astounding as it unfolds in all its bizarre glory,
and still unlike anything most viewers have ever seen.”
-Canuxploitation.com

In 1989, it became the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 gore shocker commercially released on VHS. Today, it remains perhaps the most bizarre, depraved and mind-boggling chunk of ‘Canuxploitaion’ ever unleashed upon humanity. Adult film superstar Amber Lynn and co-writer/producer Barry J. Gillis star in this surreal saga about two friends who visit a remote cabin, only to discover a womb of monstrous horror that demands graphic dismemberment. It’s an inexplicable orgy of eye ripping, beer guzzling, boob baring, skull drilling, sandwich making, chain sawing, bad acting and post-sync dubbing from co-writer/producer/director Andrew Jordan that has spawned its own disturbing cult of fans. Some will be repulsed. Others may be transformed forever. But you have never seen anything like Things.

EXTRAS:
– Audio Commentary With Director Andrew Jordan And Stars Barry J. Gillis, Jan W. Pachul And Doug Bunston
– Audio Viewing Party With The Cinefamily
– Testimonials On THINGS: All-New Interviews With Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre), Jason Eisener And Rob Cotterill (Hobo With A Shotgun), Canuxploitation.com Creator Paul Corupe, Joseph A. Ziemba And Dan Budnik Of Bleeding Skull, And “THINGS-ite” Joey Izzo
– Things 20th Anniversary Cast And Crew Reunion
– Behind The Scenes With Star Amber Lynn
– Vintage Barry J. Gillis TV Appearances
– Original Trailers

Color
83 mins
Region 0

Things

C$24.99Price
    bottom of page