"Watch What Happens to Eyebrows in Amsterdam When a Girl’s Most Private Possession is Exposed!"Diary of a Hooker is about Greta, a redheaded Dutch ho with the proverbial heart of gold -- and who keeps an adding machine in her closet to tally up the day’s earnings. She really knows how to cater to high-toned kink. Along with her partner in prostitution, neighbor Nell -- a plump blonde with an addiction to sweets -- they cruise the Amsterdam pubs for clients, then stage elaborate fantasies for their fetishistic johns. As two headmistresses disciplining a naughty student, as two surgeons cutting open a willing patient, and as two chickens (covered in feathers and cock-a-doodle-dooing atop a table!), Greta and Nell show their expertise in role-playing again and again and again.
Early, good-natured smut from PAUL VERHOEVEN, director of Robocop, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, and Starship Troopers.From a 35mm "You’ll-Rip-a-Zipper-Laughing" print. -- Handsome Harry Archer
 
Format: DVD-RYear: 1971
Color: Color Netherlands
Starring: Ronny BiermanCo-starring: Sylvia de Leuk
Other cast: Piet Romer
Directed by: Paul Verhoeven