Go ahead: make a mistake, screw up big time, and you’ll be punished for All Eternity. Got that? You’ll burn in Hell forever and ever and ever... Unless, of course, you embrace Jesus and heed the messages on this 10th and very special volume of Christian Scare Films...

Great Discovery (b&w): Imagine if Ed Wood had decided to make a film about a young woman’s journey of self discovery at a Christian school and you’ll only begin to scale the dizzying heights of this rare feature-length Christian Inspirational which packs a strong cockeyed punch thanks mainly to the wacky hysteria of its main character, Connie Chandler (COLLEEN TOWNSEND).

Connie is working in Belgium, and not quite sure in which direction her life is going: "It seems that I’m always running away, running away from myself!" After a chance meeting with a cardboard cut-out masquerading as a nice old lady -- "Are you a Christian, Connie? Maybe you’d like to go to Westmont! Its a Christian college in Santa Barbara!" -- Connie meets Dave Lindsay an all-smug, all-singing Christian minister-in training who actually stands in the middle of a room and sings a hymn to her. He i